I really have to thank this generation for bringing new wisdom to my life. Had it not been for a protest with signs saying “Silence Is Violence” I would had been stuck with my old thinking and left in the dust. Needless to say, I am very grateful.
This article is a public service message.
According to non-scientific studies everywhere, mimes have now been classified as the most violent people on the planet. Just ask the FBI. In another study, it has been reported that the US military is contemplating replacing all of their ground troups with mimes, a tactical and strategic move.
So please Do Not attempt to get close to any mime and report all sightings to your local law enforcement agency.